Purple Bastard Productions “Breakfast of Bastards”
Gold Teeth funny song about how much other rappers are so concerned over grills
Recently, I’ve been downloading and listening to music like crazy from Band Camp. This is a review of a group of songs by the same band I got from Band Camp- usually it constitutes an EP. This is a song-by-song review and it is never to exceed six songs. At the end, I will tell you the “Recommended Downloading Level”, which means whether or not I think you should spend your time downloading these songs. It’s on a scale from 1 to 5, 5 meaning that you should stop reading my review and download these songs immediately and 1 meaning that if you even think about downloading these songs your computer will be infected with a horrific bad music virus. Enjoy.
<1> “It Was a Good Day (Ain’t That Peculiar)” [4:29] – This is a cover of the Ice Cube song of the same name. It has a bit more funk to it, complete with the soulful backup singers. By the way, these first seven songs are all listed as Nasty Nique for the artist.
<2> “Pennies” [4:16] – Probably the easiest song out of these ten to forget about.
<3> “Gold Teeth” [5:31] – This song is about how rappers obsess over their grills. It’s pretty cool.
<4> “Being Popular Sux” [4:21] – Yes, yes it does. People always wanting something from you…
<5> “Underachiever” [5:25] – In the chorus, the titular word is spelled out for us. Hey, I want some hip hop dammit not an English class lesson! Although he did say the contra code and that was funny.
<6> “Westbury Get the Money (Gold Teeth Reprise)” [9:45] – This song is long. I wonder if it holds any record for longest rap or something. Well, now it’s just into a lot of dinging near the 4 minute mark. And now I believe he is doing ring around the rosy.
<7> “Alive” (3:19] – Apparently Loz the Lyric3st is a Mexicannibal. This song is cool and also features Renzo, who I dig. At some points during this song I’m waiting for Eminem to start rapping, but likely he never does.
<8> (forgot the name of this song) [5:12] – It’s a bit more mellow than the others, but still a good song.
<9> “Grown Man Talk” [2:47] – Yes, this song has That Purple Bastard on it with Ensane, Alibi Rankz and the mighty Kyle Hubbard. If you’re not rocking this out of your speakers you’re immature.
<10> “The Second Hand” [4:34] – This song has the Killafornianz on it as well as D-Sin, so yeah, you need to be listening to Killifornianz.
For reviewing purposes, yes, it was easier to just tackle these ten songs one at a time. This is especially because the last three songs were all bonus tracks I downloaded that aren’t part of the Breakfast of Bastards album. Nonetheless, you cannot miss these songs.
Recommended Downloading Level: 6 /5
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